If you have five dollars and GizmoGibbon has five dollars, Gizmo has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on GizmoGibbon's computer. Gizmo is always in control.
Apple pays Gizmo 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Gizmo can sneeze with his eyes open.
Gizmo can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Gizmo is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Gizmo destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Gizmo Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
# When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for GizmoGibbon. # Gizmo doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Gizmo has allowed to live.
# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Gizmo.
# Gizmo does not sleep. He waits.
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Gizmo is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
# Gizmo is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
# Gizmo counted to infinity - twice.
# There is no chin behind Gizmo’ beard. There is only another fist.
# When Gizmo does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
# Gizmo is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
# GIZMO’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
# Gizmo can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
# Gizmo doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
# Gizmo can slam a revolving door.
# Gizmo does not get frostbite. Gizmo bites frost
# Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching Gizmo doing push-ups on Satellite TV.
# Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Gizmotatorship.
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